I'm Greg, and a little mouse cursor told me you'd like to know a bit "about" me and our company mission. Remember just buying products without needing to know every facet about founders and their mission? I do. I'm THAT many years old.
But listen, I get it. Most companies are evil, and most founders are jerks, so we gotta check these days... right?
I wrote a big ol long manifesto about my 10-year journey to make NooWave and Flow State Coffee in our initial blog post if you want to do a deep dive, but here's the TL;DR
Boy moves to NYC and gets involved in the tech scene. For the last 10 years, he does ok! Working at companies such as Yext, Twitter, and Stack Overflow! However, in doing so, he abuses alcohol, drugs, and energy drinks to keep up with a bunch of bad lifestyle choices and eventually burns out.
But wait! Our story has a happy ending.
He discovers nootropics that help him find balance and quit those bad things he used to do. He discovers L-theanine and cacao take away from the adverse effects of caffeine and, like the guy who discovered penicillin, realizes he's accidentally created the perfect cup of coffee.
And he lived happily ever after. The End.
...or is it?
Seriously, this coffee solved a lot of problems for me and I hope it will for you too. We have more products coming, so stay tuned by signing up to our newsletter below.
It's not a typical brand newsletter with beautiful pictures and typography; it's a very ugly long-form letter from yours truly that reads a lot like this long About Me page, which, you're clearly into...right?
If you wanna say hi, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or find me screaming into the void on Twitter @sfwGreg I love talking to people, so don't be shy.
Ok, that's it for me. Hope you feel safe enough now for me to watch your dog or, at the very least, buy a bag of creative performance-enhancing coffee!!
See ya on the internet!